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[On the News] Street Legal Bumper Cars

FrEiBeRgS2002 — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:10:48 +0000

It’s easy for a gear-head to be discouraged about the state of the world, especially in times of Carpocalypse and Cash for Clunkers. But occasionally, a bright light of awesome renews the spirit. Road-legal bumper cars do just that.

Yes, you read that right; these little beasties are street legal. Either Kawasaki or Honda motorcycle engines for power, and retired vintage bumper car bodies – transformed into the most awesome form of mini-car we’ve ever seen.

There’s seven of these little monsters floating around California , and they’re all the creation of one man, Tom Wright, a gyro-gear loose builder on the outskirts of San Diego who figured the leftovers of the Long Beach Pike amusement park needed a more dignified end than the trash heap.

They were originally powered by Harley engines but rattled like heck and Tom replace them with Honda or Kawasaki 750’s… and a couple have been ‘measured’ [not run at] theoretically as capable of 160 MPH which is terrifyingly fast in machines with such a short wheelbase. Doesn’t mean we would totally rock one should the opportunity present itself. In fact, we now have only one burning desire, to see these things running a go kart track with a clown in the drivers seat.

Hint:

Click each picture for the FULL photo.

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[Funny Pics] Lets Try These Restaurants Out Sometime…

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My Dung Chinese Restaurant

Vagina Tandoori Restaurant

Soon Fatt Restaurant

Rong Phuk Restaurant

The Golden Shower Restaurant

Young Dong Garden Restaurant

Dirty Dicks Restaurant and Bar

The Chocolate Log Restaurant

Bung Hole Restaurant

Happy Crock Restaurant

The Golden Stool Bar, Restaurant & Night Club

Phat Phuc Noodle Bar

Butty Boys Sandwhich Shop

Pu Pu Hot Pot Restaurant

Hung Far Low Restaurant

Big Wong Restaurant

Crabby Dick's Marketplace and Grill Restaurant

Cum-N-Eat Restaurant

Chewy Balls Restaurant

Fuk Mi Sushi Restaurant

[Funny Pics] Hilarious!!!! The People of Wal-Mart Vol. 2

FuKdAtShHh — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 15:03:47 +0000

Those shoes are not blue nor are they suede.

How am I supposed to slap a ho without an essential part of my balanced breakfast?

Nothing says sanitary like a parrot in the produce section…

“What are you wearing sexy?” -Cowboy boots. “Ya, that’s hot.” – Pink velour pants.

“Ya I like that.” – a little green baby girl hoodie. “Oh damn, that sounds sexy.”

– and I kinda look like Gallagher. “Oh ya…wait…what?”

Let’s run through my rock star list…. Mullet? – check; big sunglasses? – check; heart shaped tattoo?

– u know I love my mom; Cut jean shorts? – are there any other type of shorts?; wife beater tied at

the midriff – check;….. He is an official ROCK STAR!

I think I just sharted…

WTF???

Is that Rainbow Brite all grown up??

Is that a soccer ball? A map of the solar system? The structure of a sub-atomic particle?

I have absolutely no idea what to say…

Is that a gangster leotard?

Everyone loves the man in the yellow go-go boots!

Nice purse!

Do you see the flame shoes buddy? That means I will not think twice about karate chopping you

Into the middle of next week!

AHH! I love the frozen food section… it tingles!

Umm… excuse me, sir…

At least the purse matches, right?

Rawr…

No, honey, it’s an ancient Egyptian symbol of prosperity, I swear!

I was wondering why you suddenly smelled better.

Every man has an NFL jersey AND pink short-shorts in their wardrobe, right?

I have the same outfit, only in red.

Just in case you had the urge…

Now all we need is Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem for a reunion tour.

Yes, you are seeing that correctly. Old man + large, supple breast implants.