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SAO PAULO (Reuters) - An 11-year-old boy is enjoying a flash of fame in Brazil after biting a pitbull that attacked him as he played in his uncle’s back yard, local media reported on Thursday.

Gabriel Almeida, who lives on the outskirts of Belo Horizonte in the state of Minas Gerais, broke a canine tooth when he bit into the dog’s neck to fend off an attack. Since then, he has been pampered in the studios of several TV stations, where he has been recounting his ordeal.

“I grabbed him by the neck and bit,” he told O Globo newspaper. “It’s no big deal. It’s better to lose a tooth than to lose your life.”

He was freed when bystanders pulled the dog off him and needed four stitches in his arm.

(Reporting by Peter Murphy; Editing by Todd Benson and Sandra Maler)

Stroy from: Reuters.com

In an attempt to deflect the seemingly unstoppable ‘Vista is pants’ bandwagon that has been gathering speed even before the Windows OS was officially launched, Microsoft has come up with an unusual answer: Windows Mojave. Tomorrow it will debut video of the ‘new’ Windows in action…

It all seems to have grown from a seed planted by a clever bod within the Microsoft marketing division, focusing on how to improve the consumer perception of the Windows Vista Operating System. The seed grew into the Mojave tree which was revealed to Windows XP users in San Francisco.

By getting a bunch of happy XP users together, all of whom had expressed negativity regarding Vista and would therefore be unlikely to upgrade, Microsoft was less intent on discovering the root cause of that user angst and more on slapping the negativity right out of them.

The weapon being used was Windows Mojave, the code-name for a brand new version of the Windows OS. After first filming each participant being probed about their Vista views, they were then shown Mojave in action and asked the same questions.

Surprisingly, more than 90 percent of the user group were upbeat and positive regarding Windows Mojave which received the kind of ‘wow factor’ response that Microsoft had always assumed Vista would get.

The surprise, of course, being that Mojave and Vista are actually one and the same thing!

According to Microsoft Windows Business Chief Bill Veghte, talking to CNET last week, “We have a huge perception opportunity, offering a glass half-full assessment of things. We are going to try a bunch of stuff.”

Emil Protalinski, when discussing the story over at Ars Technica, described the experiment as “Microsoft lies to XP users and they start to love Vista.”

Is it just me, or does the whole Mojave Experiment smack of desperation just a tad? Find out, along with the location of that Mojave Experiment video, by reading below…

Sure, Microsoft needs to do something to counter the media sh*tstorm that it blames for the poor user perception of its flagship OS product. Everything from ‘those’ Apple ads to tales of vendors continuing to sell machines with XP after the OS was meant to have died, and big business such as Intel deciding not to move to Vista any time soon.

The Mojave Experiment, as Microsoft seems to have settled upon calling, is clever in as far as it does dispel the myth that Vista is bad just because the media says so. But until we get to see the video which Microsoft is to make available at the Mojave website tomorrow it is hard to say just how relevant the experiment is.

So, is Mojave just a publicity stunt, providing some ammo to fire back at the Apple army? Or will it prove to be something more substantial than that? Can a video of users saying ‘wow’ really turn the tide of negative Vista.

Story from: ITwire.com

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.

Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody’s job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.