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• In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city’s airport property.
• It is illegal for hens to lay eggs before 8 am and after 4 pm in Norfolk, Virginia.
• Ducks quacking after 10 pm in Essex Falls, New Jersey are breaking the law.
• In Quitman, Georgia, it is against the law for a chicken to cross any road within the city limits.
• In McDonald, Ohio, farmers cannot march a goose down a city street. And fowl, particularly roosters, are prohibited from going into bakeries in Massachusetts.
• In Kansas, it is illegal for chicken thieves to work during daylight hours.
• In New York, frogs may be taken from their ponds from June 16 to September 30, but only between sunrise and sunset.
• In Pennsylvania, no one is allowed to shoot bullfrogs on a Sunday.
• In Arizona, the bullfrog-hunting season is permanently closed.
• In Vermont, you can be fined if your pig runs in a public park without the permission of a selectman.

A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600.

The doctor exclaimed, “This is ridiculous! I don’t even make that much as a doctor!”

The plumber waited for him to finish and quietly said, “Neither did I when I was a doctor.”