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Evidence of Dilated Peoples is speaking out against The Los Angeles Times,
who recently ran a cover story about the arrest of a notorious Los
Angeles graffiti artist, but mistakenly ran pictures of the
rapper/producer on the front page. Police arrested Cyrus “Buket”
Yazdani on felony vandalism charges for his daring works of graffiti,
including one highly publicized videotaped incident, in which Yazdani
is seen spray painting on a Hollywood Freeway overpass. The mishap
occurred after Evidence, born Michael Perretta, who was approached by
Yazdani to do a drop [a short promotional word on film] for a clip
titled “War 4.” The promotional words were edited and then featured as
the intro of Yazdani’s infamous hair raising YouTube clip. Since
Yazdani’s arrest and the article, Evidence’s image has been featured
regularly on CBS 9, ABC 7, KTLA 5, NBC 4 and other news outlets. “I
only met Buket once when I was asked to do a promo for an internet
show, however I’m obviously not him and find it humorous how the media
didn’t take the time to figure this out before running such an
extensive story,” Evidence told AllHipHop.com in a statement.

For the
full story log on: http://allhiphop.com/stories/news/archive/2008/05/29/19972118.aspx

Rapper 50 Cent is teaming with MTV
to produce an untitled reality show for the network announced yesterday
(May 28). According to MTV, the elimination style reality show follows
16 contestants as they attempt to master the “skills that took 50 Cent
from the streets to corporate America.” The rapper will judge the
contestants each week, until the finale, where a winner will receive a
full scholarship to an undergraduate or graduate business program. Like
T.I.‘s upcoming reality show, 50 Cent’s untitled series is being
produced by Michael Hirschorn and Ish Entertainment, while 50 Cent and
his longtime manager Chris Lighty will serve as executive producers.

For the full story log on: http://allhiphop.com/stories/news/archive/2008/05/29/19969536.aspx

ABC reports: “An Oregon basketball player is being kicked out of her basketball league — all because she’s a girl. 12-year-old female basketball prodigy won’t be playing with the boys. Jaime Nared may be only 12 years old, but she’s called a basketball powerhouse by teammates and already stands over 6 feet tall. Jaime is such a good basketball player her coach and parents decided she should play in the boys’ league. “I think I do a little bit better when I play with the boys,” said Jaime, “because I push myself even harder playing with them.” Her coach said the other players’ parents were fine when Jaime joining the team until she outshone their sons on the court. “They were great … until she blocked the first shot. Then they were like, ‘Hey, we don’t want this big kid coming out and making us look bad,’” said Michael Abraham, Jaime’s coach. After parents complained, The Hoop, a private league that organizes the games, told Jaime she could no longer play with the boys, citing a rule that bars mixed-gender teams. ”

I was in the VIP lounge last week en route to Seattle. While in the lounge, I notice Bill Gates sitting on the chesterfield enjoying a cognac. I was meeting with a very important client who was also flying to Seattle with me but she was running a bit late.

Being a forward type of guy, I approached Mr. Gates and introduced myself. I explained to him that I was conducting some very important business and how much I would appreciate it if he could throw a quick “hello Chris” at me when I was with my client. He agreed.

Ten minutes later while I was conversing with my client, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates. I turned around and looked up at him. He said,

“Hi Chris, what’s happening?”

To which I replied, “Buzz off Gates, I’m in a meeting.”