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A million dollars is being offered to the first person to develop and sell chicken without the chicken itself having to die – in other words, meat that has been grown in a laboratory.

So-called ‘in-vitro meat’ would be grown from stem cells of chickens and thus produce real flesh without the need to farm live birds.

Animal rights group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (Peta) says it will give the prize money to anyone who grows the meat and sells it commercially in at least 10 US states by 30 June 2012. The meat will have to pass a taste test after being cooked to a fried chicken recipe and given to a panel of 10 judges.

The move has created controversy in some vegetarian circles for seeming to sanction the idea of eating meat. But Peta insists that its strategy would have huge animal welfare benefits. ‘As many people refuse to kick their meat addictions, Peta is willing to help them gain access to flesh that doesn’t cause suffering and death,’ a spokesman said.

Though it sounds like science fiction, the concepts behind growing meat in a laboratory are sound. Artificial animal organs, such as hearts, have already been grown. Stem cells from chickens – or sheep or cows – would have to be seeded in a nutrient-rich mixture and then grown on a solid framework. That framework would have to stretch and bend in order to flex the meat and cause it to develop into muscle. That muscle can then eventually be harvested as meat.

Some very small quantities of such meat have already been grown. The first edible in-vitro flesh was developed from a goldfish in 2000. Numerous companies and scientific research groups are already exploring the field.

However, the largest obstacle remains the expense of developing artificial meat. One estimate was that current technology could produce 250g of beef but at a cost of $1m.

However, Peta is hoping that the offer of a prize will spur research that could bring down costs dramatically. A similar process happened in space research, when the publicity surrounding the offer of cash to developers of private space vehicles led to a boom in the industry.

Fowl facts

• Chickens are the most common birds in the world.
• Chickens bred for meat are broilers.
• The forecast for worldwide broiler consumption this year is 71 million tonnes – this includes a 10 per cent increase in China alone.
• Around 30 billion chickens are eaten each year, more than 1,000 a second.
• There are more than 150 varieties of domestic chicken, all of which can be genetically traced to Gallus gallus, the red jungle fowl. The common domestic chicken is known as gallus domesticus
• Alektorophobia is a fear of chickens
• The Romans considered chickens to be sacred to Mars, the god of war.
• In Zambia, it is a mark of respect to offer guests chicken for their first meal.
• The chicken is the closest living relative of T. rex.
• Chickens dream.
• Nine is the largest number of yolks found in an egg.
• A lifetime’s waste from one chicken can power a 100-watt bulb for five hours.

Richard Rogers

BENTONVILLE, Ark. - An inmate awaiting trial on a murder charge is suing the county, complaining he has lost more than 100 pounds because of the jailhouse menu.
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Broderick Lloyd Laswell says he isn’t happy that he’s down to 308 pounds after eight months in the Benton County jail. He has filed a federal lawsuit complaining the jail doesn’t provide inmates with enough food.

According to the suit, Laswell weighed 413 pounds when he was jailed in September. Police say he and a co-defendant fatally beat and stabbed a man, then set his home on fire.

“On several occasions I have started to do some exercising and my vision went blurry and I felt like I was going to pass out,” Laswell wrote in his complaint. “About an hour after each meal my stomach starts to hurt and growl. I feel hungry again.”

But Laswell then goes on to complain that he undertakes little vigorous activity.

“If we are in a small pod all day (and) do next to nothing for physical exercise, we should not lose weight,” the suit says. “The only reason we lost weight in here is because we are literally being starved to death.”

The suit also asks that the county be ordered to serve hot meals. The jail has served only cold food for years.

The meals, provided through Aramark Correctional Institution Services, average 3,000 calories a day, jail Capt. Hunter Petray told The Morning News of northwest Arkansas for a story Saturday.

A typical Western diet consists of 2,000 to 3,000 calories a day.

Laswell’s suit was filed without a lawyer in U.S. District Court in Fayetteville.