Archive for February 17th, 2008
No Eared Interview
by FrEiBeRgS2002 on Feb.17, 2008, under Funny Jokes
A guy walks in for his interview. The man who’s interviewing him has no ears.
The interviewer asks, “Whats the first thing you notice about me?”
The guy responds, “Why, You don’t have any ears.”
Interviewer: “Get out! Send in the next guy.”
2nd guy walks in for his interview.
The interviewer asks, “Whats the first thing you notice about me?”
The guy responds, “Why, You don’t have any ears.”
Interviewer: “Get out! Send in the next guy.”
This guy on the way out says to the 3rd guy “Whatever you do, don’t say anything about his not having any ears. He’ll kick you right out.”
3rd guy walks in for his interview.
The interviewer asks, “Whats the first thing you notice about me?”
The guy looks at the interviewer intently for a few seconds and responds, “Why, you wear contact lenses don’t you.”
The interviewer says, “That’s impressive that you’re so observant. How could you tell I wear contact lenses?”
3rd guy “Because you don’t have any ears to hang glasses on.”
Simple Prank
by FrEiBeRgS2002 on Feb.17, 2008, under Funny Jokes
Simply get a new bar of soap and paint it with clear nail varnish.
Let it dry and place it out to be used.
