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Hip-Hop culture descended upon Phoenix, Arizona for Superbowl XLII this weekend. From rocking the crowds at big budget pre-game parties during the days leading up to today’s big game to appearing highly anticipated Superbowl Commercials, this year’s sponsors spared no expenses when it came to making Hip-Hop’s presence felt. Queens, New York rapper 50 Cent kicked off the weekend with a controversial appearance Thursday night on the Pontiac Garage Stage, at the 944 Village for a 944 Magazine party. Sean “Diddy” Combs hosted Ciroc’s Superbowl Block Party outside Scottsdale mega-club nightclub Axis/Radius, while Mary J. Blige headlined the Pepsi Smash Concert at the Jobing.com Arena in Glendale, Arizona.

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50 Cent was reportedly kicked out of a mall in Scottsdale, Arizona because members of the Queen’s New York rapper’s entourage were allegedly carrying guns. Scottsdale Police said on Thursday (January 31), security at Scottsdale Fashion Square Mall stopped the rapper and a group of men. Security requested the men to remove their guns from the mall’s premises and they quickly compiled with the orders. Later that same evening, Paris Hilton hosted a Super Bowl pre-game concert at the 944 Super Village. 50 Cent, who headlined the concert, name checked Paris Hilton during his performance. When she attempted to get on the stage and dance, she was promptly told to “Get the f*** off the stage,” causing her to burst into tears.

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Big Daddy Kane is moving into the business side of the film world and has signed on as one of the executive producers of the forthcoming Juice Crew bio film The Vapors. “I got a call from Marley Marl one day and he and some people was trying to get this film together,” Big Daddy Kane told AllHipHop.com. “Now we finally got it happening and I got involved.” A character driven story inspired by the true life events of DJ Marley Marl, Biz Markie, Big Daddy Kane and Roxanne Shante, The Vapors chronicles the early days of the legendary Juice Crew rap collective. Casting is still underway for the majority of parts in the film, casting director Red Sable told AllHipHop.com. “We have four principals confirmed,” Sable revealed. “Clifton Powell, who will be playing Mr. Magic; Keke Palmer as Roxanne Shante; Evan Ross as MC Shan; and Cuba Gooding, Jr. as Marley Marl. All other roles are still under negotiation.”

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1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.”
3. Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.”
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions “to keep them tuned up.”
7. Reply to everything someone says with “that’s what you think.”
8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and “cc” them to your boss.
10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
11. Finish all your sentences with the words “in accordance with prophesy.”
12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
13. Disassemble your pen and “accidentally” flip the ink cartridge across the room.
14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you “like it that way.”
16. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
18. Honk and wave to strangers.
19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
20. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
21. type only in lowercase.
22. dont use any punctuation either
23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
    

    “DO YOU HEAR THAT?”
    “What?”
    “Never mind, it’s gone now.”

25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce “No, wait, I messed it up,” and repeat.
27. Ask people what gender they are.
28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
30. Sing along at the opera.
31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn’t rhyme.
32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about “psychological profiles.”