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Must of been a crack head or something to pull one off like that. LMAO!!!

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident.

It’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “So you’re a man,that’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There nothing left but fortunately we are unhurt.

“This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”

The man replied,” I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!”

The woman continued, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn’t break! Sure God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.”

The she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle, and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks “Aren’t you having any?”

The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police.”

Now here’s a something you don’t hear too often.

A forty-six-year-old Houston man was shot by his hunting dog, Arthur, after the hunter killed a goose. Paw prints and mud from the dog were found on the shotgun by crime scene investigators.

Apparently, the chocolate lab stepped on the loaded gun in the back of his owner’s pick-up truck, piercing the vehicle and the man’s leg. The man died in hospital from loss of blood.

Arthur claims it was an accident, but some speculate, the, normally gentle and good-natured, canine may have been angered by the goose’s senseless murder and simply snapped.

The goose’s surviving family are calling Arthur a hero.

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Original Post From: Anita V. Robeson

WARSAW (Reuters) – A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment’s employees. Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.

“I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming,” the husband told the newspaper Wednesday.

The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.

(Writing by Chris Borowski, Editing by Matthew Jones)

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