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A judge enters the courtroom, strikes the gavel and says, “Before I begin this trial, I have an announcement to make.

“The lawyer for the defense has paid me $15,000 to swing the case his way. The lawyer for the plaintiff has paid me $10,000 to swing the case her way.

“In order to make this a fair trial, I am returning $5,000 to the defense.”

VANCOUVER, Wash. (UPI) – Court documents showed the suspect in the so-called Waddling Bandit cases involving 20 bank robberies in Washington and Oregon is worth $4 million.

Police in Vancouver, Wash., arrested Robert Christie, 71, this week on suspicion of robbing the financial institutions over the last two years, Portland, Ore., television station KPTV reported. A U.S. magistrate said Christie’s assets make him a flight risk, ordering that he remain jailed until his hearing next month.

Christie’s family said it’s hard to imagine that he’s the bank robber, considering his worth.

The FBI had named the thief the “Waddling Bandit” because of the way he walked, the TV station said.

Copyright 2007 by United Press International

NORWALK, Conn. (UPI) — A recent survey of the most caffeinated cities in the United States found that residents of Chicago indulge in the stimulant the most.

The HealthSaver Caffeinated Cities Survey found that in terms of overall caffeine consumption habits, Chicago edged out Tampa, Fla., for the top spot on the list, a HealthSaver release said Tuesday.

Miami meanwhile nabbed enough respondent votes to take third place on the list, while the top five most caffeinated cities were rounded off with Phoenix in fourth and Atlanta in fifth.

On the flip side of the list, San Francisco and Oakland, Calif., were tagged with the title of least caffeinated city in the United States.

The two neighboring California cities were followed on the least list by Philadelphia, New York and Detroit respectively.

Olympic gold medalist Peggy Fleming said the survey showed how prevalent caffeine has become in the U.S. culture.

“With the advent of rich, high-end coffees, soaring popularity of energy drinks and national fascination with green tea,” the HealthSaver spokeswoman said, “our HealthSaver Caffeinated Cities Survey has brewed up some very interesting trends, findings and results.”

CLARKTOWN, N.Y. (UPI) — A homeless man rang up some trouble after he broke into a church to use a phone to call a sex hotline, police in a New York community said.

Clarkstown, N.Y., police said James Macnair may have strained the bounds of charity of the Elim Alliance Church when he used the phone for the less-than-holy conversations — not once, but twice, New York television station WCBS reported Wednesday.

“He broke into the church in Valley Cottage to use the phone there to call a sex hotline,” said Clarkstown Police Sgt. Harry Baumann.

Baumann said Macnair picked the lock and entered the church Friday, and was asked to leave by the church treasurer, who didn’t call the police.

On Monday, when the church treasurer stopped by again, she found Macnair again in the church and again on the phone. This time, though she called the police.

“My understanding is he’s homeless, he doesn’t have a phone,” said Baumann. “This is the place that he found a phone.”

Copyright 2007 by United Press International

Jay-Z Live in Concert

MSN Music in Concert present Jay-Z live from New York City

aired on November 20 at 2:00 PM EST/11:00 AM PST

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