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MARTINSBURG, W.Va. (UPI) – Authorities in Bunker Hill, W.Va., have arrested a man who allegedly attempted to outrun police on a riding lawnmower while intoxicated.

The Martinsburg (W.Va.) Journal reported Wednesday that 39-year-old Michael Ginevan allegedly ignored a police car that attempted to pull him over this week, only to have an officer chase him down on foot.

Sheriff’s Deputy J.H. Jenkins alleged that he was forced to run after Ginevan on Monday after repeatedly being ignored by the allegedly intoxicated lawnmower operator.

After being forcibly removed from his lawnmower, Ginevan admitted he had been drinking but refused to take any sobriety tests, Jenkins alleged.

The deputy added that he found a case of beer strapped to the lawnmower while inspecting the vehicle.

The Journal said Ginevan was arrested and is now facing a year in jail if convicted of obstructing an police officer and driving under the influence.

Copyright 2007 by United Press International

BAKERSFIELD, Calif. (UPI) – Instead of a nutty caramel treat, a California man says he got a cluster of maggot-infested candy.

John Madeiros said he expected a yummy snake when he bought two boxes of peanut caramel clusters at a Bakersfield store, Bakersfield television station KERO reported.

He was just about to take a bite when he saw maggots wiggling over the chocolate-peanut-caramel clusters.

“I grabbed one of them and put it towards my mouth not looking, and when I was ready to put it in I noticed worms crawling on it,” he said.

A closer examination of the box revealed spiders and their webs.

He returned the candies to the store, and a full refund and apology.

The retailer said it is pulling the candy from its store shelves nationwide.

An official of Standard Candy, which manufactured the clusters, said the company was investigating as well.

Copyright 2007 by United Press International

A man walks into a lawyer’s office and asks how much the barrister’s rates are. The lawyer says fifty dollars for three questions.

The man asks, “Isn’t that awfully expensive”

“Yes,” the lawyer replies, “what’s your third question?”