Archive for September 13th, 2007
Most Expensive Car In The World (in production)
by FrEiBeRgS2002 on Sep.13, 2007, under Internet Videos
Comments Off more...Flying Hot UFO Balloon
by FrEiBeRgS2002 on Sep.13, 2007, under How to
WARNING: Fire Hazard! Please be careful…
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Dont Jump In This Pond
by FrEiBeRgS2002 on Sep.13, 2007, under Funny Videos
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Cute Baby Is Very Fickle
by FrEiBeRgS2002 on Sep.13, 2007, under Funny Videos
This adorably cute little baby switches from really happy to bawling in an instant. Poor little guy cant keep his emotions straight!
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Guy Drops Girlfriend On Staircase
by FrEiBeRgS2002 on Sep.13, 2007, under Funny Videos
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Smuggler learns not to stow pot near DEA
by FrEiBeRgS2002 on Sep.13, 2007, under Weird News
NEW YORK (UPI) — A known New York drug smuggler faces possession charges for allegedly stowing 35 pounds of marijuana in a locker near the Drug Enforcement Agency.
The storage locker where Roger Golden stashed his stash was in a self-storage facility with two entrances — one conveniently in the lobby of the DEA building, the New York Post reported Monday.
Drug agents walking to the office passed the self-storage business caught a whiff, said John Gilbride, head of the office. They brought in a drug-sniffing dog, which plunked down in front of Golden’s locker.
“Here’s a guy that has been known to drug law enforcement for 30 years and he picks, of all places, to store his marijuana in a storage facility connected to the New York office of the DEA,” said John Gilbride, head of the office.
Copyright 2007 by United Press International
The Lawyer and the Duck
by FrEiBeRgS2002 on Sep.13, 2007, under Funny Jokes
The litigator responded, “I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I’m going to retrieve it.” The old farmer replied, ” This is my property, and you are not coming over here.” The indignant lawyer said, “I am one of the best trial attorneys in the United States and, if you don’t let me get that duck, I’ll sue you and take everything you own.”
The old farmer smiled and said, “Apparently, you don’t know how we settle disputes in Tennessee . We settle small disagreements with the ‘ Three Kick Rule.’ ” The lawyer asked, “What is the ‘ Three Kick Rule’?” The Farmer replied, “Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up.”
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot into the lawyer’s groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer’s last meal gushing from his mouth. The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer’s third kick to his rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, “Okay, you old fart. Now it’s my turn.”
The old farmer smiled and said, “Nah, I give up. You can have the duck.”
Keeping Up
by FrEiBeRgS2002 on Sep.13, 2007, under Funny Jokes
This man in a Ford Granada pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls: “Hey, you got a telephone in there?”
The guy in the Rolls says, “Yes, of course I do.”
“I got one too… see?”
“Uh, huh, yes, that’s very nice.”
Then the man in the Granada says, “You got a fax machine?”
“Why, actually, yes, I do.”
“I do too! See? It’s right here!”
“Uh-huh.”
The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Granada says, “So, do YOU have a double bed in back there?”
And the guy in the Rolls says, “No! Do you?”
“Yep, got my double bed right in back here – see?!”
The light turns and the man in the Granada takes off.
Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so he goes immediately to a customizing shop and orders them to put a double bed in back of his car.
About two weeks later, the job is finally done and he picks up his car and drives all over town looking for the Granada. He finally finds it parked alongside the road so he pulls his Rolls up next to it.
The windows on the Granada are all fogged up and he feels a little awkward about it, but he gets out of his newly modified Rolls and taps on the foggy window of the Granada.
The man in the Granada finally opens the window a crack and peeks out.
The guy in the Rolls says, “Hey. Remember me?”
“Yeah, yeah, I remember you. What’s up?”
“Check this out – I got a double bed installed in my Rolls.”
And the man in the Granada says, “You got me out of the shower to tell me that?!”
