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NEW YORK (UPI) — Officials and spectators off the New Jersey shore were mystified Saturday evening at what was identified as a fireball falling into the ocean.

The falling object was seen by at least 15 witnesses on the beach at around 8:40 p.m., The New York Post reported.

“It was dispatched as a fireball, out over the ocean, going into the ocean,” Deputy Chief Tim Cook of the Toms River, N.J., Fire Department told The Post.

The Federal Aviation Administration reportedly had no idea what the object was. Coast Guard cutters and helicopters were dispatched, but found nothing, The Post said.

Experts said a rare meteor shower might have been the cause.

Copyright 2007 by United Press International

Lawyer: “Now, would you please tell the Jury the truth. Why did you shoot your husband with a bow and arrow?”

Defendant: “I didn’t want to wake up the children.”

HILLIARD, Ohio (UPI) – An Ohio high school senior suspended for playing an elaborate prank on a rival school’s football fans says he copied a stunt done at Yale University.

At Friday night’s game between Darby and Davidson high schools in Hilliard, Darby fans held up squares of black or white construction paper, thinking they were spelling out “Go Darby.” The actual message was “We suck.”

Kyle Garchar, 17, a Davidson senior, received an in-school suspension and was banned from school activities for a semester for orchestrating the prank. He told The Columbus Dispatch he was trying to think of a memorable senior prank and a friend suggested a trick Yale had once pulled on Harvard.

“I saw it could be done, so I just wanted to see if I could do it,” Garchar said.

He spent about 20 “tedious” hours figuring out how to get the desired result.

Darby won the game 21-10. For many Davidson fans, the prank was the best part of the game.

“It’s going to be legendary,” said Andrew Eusebio, a recent Davidson grad. “No one is going to forget about it.”

Copyright 2007 by United Press International

- I can’t come in to work today because I’ll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK?

- My mother-in-law has come back as one of the Undead and we must track her to her coffin to drive a stake through her heart and give her eternal peace. One day should do it.

- If it is all the same to you I won’t be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all my guns today.

- I am stuck in the blood pressure machine down at Kroger.

- I just found out that I was switched at birth. Legally, I shouldn’t come to work knowing my employee records may now contain false information.

- The dog ate my car keys. We’re going to hitchhike to the vet.