Missing Car
by FrEiBeRgS2002 on Aug.29, 2007, under Funny Jokes
A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and as he is stumbling
back and forth, a cop on the street corner sees him and approaches, “Can
I help you sir?”, the officer asks politely.
“Yessh! Ossifer, sssomebody ssstole my carrr!”, the man replies.
The cop asks, “Well, where was your car the last time you saw it?”
“It wasss on the end of thisshh key”, the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man’s “manhood”
is hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man,”Sir are
you aware that you are exposing yourself?”
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out……..
“Oh my God —–My girlfriend’s gone, too!’
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