Archive for August 28th, 2007
Rejected Childrens Book Titles:
by FrEiBeRgS2002 on Aug.28, 2007, under Funny Jokes
1. Strangers Have the Best Candy
2. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
3. Some Kittens Can Fly!
4. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
5. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association’s Book of Wild Animals of North America — Hey! Let’s Go Ride Our Bikes!
6. The Kid’s Guide to Hitchhiking
7. You Are Different and That’s Bad
8. Dad’s New Wife Larry
9. POP! Goes the Hamster…and Other Great Microwave Games
10. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
11. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
12. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
13. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead
14. How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School
15. Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear
16. What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
17. Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
18. Bi-Curious George
19. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
20. Grandpa Went to Hell
