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Those of you aching to pull open your PSP and do a little modding but afraid to void your warranty — or worse, brick your baby — will want to check out the Virtual PSP Modder software from AcidMods. The Windows tool allows you to practice taking a PSP apart, look at the inside at up to 5X resolution, poke around with a virtual screwdriver and tweezers, tinker with the LEDs, apply random mods to see what works, and more — all without having to crack open your actual, working PSP. Or course, there’s no PSP emulation, so you can’t play any games, and you’ll have to somehow translate what you do on the screen to real life at some point, but hey — even Ben Heck had to start somewhere. Check out a fairly boring video of the software in action after the break.

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An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.

A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a group of cars all traveling at the same speed; however, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over.

The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to walk away when the man asked, “Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don’t think it’s fair - there were plenty of other cars around me who were going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?”

“Ever go fishing?” the policeman asked.

“Uhhh, yeah…” the startled man replied.

The officer grinned and added, “Ever catch ALL the fish?”

MAYFIELD HEIGHTS, Ohio (UPI) — A 30-year-old taking a driver’s test in Mayfield Heights, Ohio, didn’t do herself any favors when she allegedly crashed her car and injured her examiner.

Rong Chen was taking her driver’s examination Saturday, when she hit a concrete barrier, causing Ohio State Highway Patrol license examiner Lindsay Phillips to suffer minor injuries, Cleveland’s WEWS-TV reported Sunday.

The accident occurred after Chen had already failed the driving portion of her examination and was driving the car back to the license bureau.

Chen’s car had to be towed from the scene of the accident, a shopping center parking lot that doubled as a driving course for the license test, the TV station reported.

Copyright 2007 by United Press International

Some cop attempts to kick in a door numerous times, but fails miserably and finally ends up having to use a key. Im pretty sure that coke is long gone down the toilet.

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A truck driver dozes off while driving down the highway. The road makes a pretty sharp turn and the driver slams into a metal barrier causing his truck to swerve out of control.

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Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water.

After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.

Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked.

Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.

After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not? Because as far as they know that’s the way it’s always been done around here.

And that, my friends, is how a company policy begins.

A lady walks into a high class jewelry shop. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn’t pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, “Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?”

Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little ‘accident’, she asks, “Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?”

He answers, “Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you’re going to shit yourself when I tell you the price.”