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Two doilies

by Fukdatshhh Viewers on Jul.30, 2007, under Funny Jokes

As a new bride, Aunt Edna moved into the small home on her husband’s ranch near Snowflake. She put a shoe box on a shelf in her closet and asked her husband never to touch it.

For 50 years Uncle Jack left the box alone, until Aunt Edna was old and dying.

One day when he was putting their affairs in order, he found the box again and thought it might hold something important.

Opening it, he found two doilies and $82,500 in cash. He took the box to her and asked about the contents. “My mother gave me that box the day we married,” she explained. “She told me to make a doily to help ease my frustrations every time I got mad at you.”

Uncle Jack was very touched that in 50 years she’d only been mad at him twice.

“What’s the $82,500 for?” he asked.

“Oh, well that’s the money I’ve made selling the doilies.”

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Once, Twice, Three Times Arrested

by Fukdatshhh Viewers on Jul.29, 2007, under Weird News

ONEIDA, N.Y.– A central New York man hit the criminal justice trifecta, three arrests in three hours. Kevin Rich, 40, was charged early Sunday morning with soliciting money from people and loitering.

A little more than an hour later he was charged with disorderly conduct for stepping in front of a vehicle, causing the driver, an off-duty police officer, to slam on his brakes.

Around 2:30 that same morning, police say Rich was arrested a third time after taking money from people after telling them he ran out of gas and needed to get to another town. Police say Rich has no car.

Rich was sent to the Madison County Jail and is due back in court later this week.

Copyright 2007 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

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Prison Thriller … lmao!!!!

by Fukdatshhh Viewers on Jul.22, 2007, under Funny Videos

1500 CPDRC inmates of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, Cebu, Philippines perform some dancing moves to Michael Jackson’s Thriller … lmao!!!

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