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Flustered Driver Backs into Police Car After Getting Ticket for Speeding

by Fukdatshhh Viewers on Jun.30, 2007, under Weird News

WICHITA, Kan. (UPI) – A driver in Kansas was so upset by getting a traffic ticket for speeding that she backed into the officer’s squad car when he told her she was free to leave.

The moment of confusion cost the woman another 40 minutes with police, The Wichita Eagle reported. But she did not get another ticket.

“The officer had a heart,” Police Capt. Joe Dessenberger said.

The woman, from Derby outside Wichita, was pulled over while she was in the city. Dessenberger described her as “flustered” by the incident.

He said the officer had his red warning lights on when he was hit. The squad car was only a few months old.

“Naturally, it was one of our new cars,” Dessenberger said. “We never damage the old ones.”

Copyright 2007 by United Press International

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Printing Yellow

by Fukdatshhh Viewers on Jun.30, 2007, under Funny Jokes

I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard’s DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn’t solve. She could not print yellow. All the other colors would print fine, which truly baffled me because the only true colors are cyan, magenta, and yellow.

For instance, green is a combination of cyan and yellow, but green printed fine. Every color of the rainbow printed fine except for yellow. I had the customer change ink cartridges. I had the customer delete and reinstall the drivers. Nothing worked. I asked my coworkers for help; they offered no new ideas.

After over two hours of troubleshooting, I was about to tell the customer to send the printer in to us for repair when she asked quietly, “Should I try printing on a piece of white paper instead of this yellow paper?”

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