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A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.

“I have just the thing,” says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. “Just place this between your cheek and gum.”

The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech.

“And what if I swallow it?”

“No problem,” says the barber. “Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does.”

MISSOULA, Mont. (UPI) — A Montana man charged twice in one day by the same police officer with drunken driving added to his troubles by showing up drunk for a court appearance.

Adam Lundgren of Missoula was released to a sober friend after his first arrest Monday, The Missoulian reported. Lundgren, police said, jumped out of his friend’s car and went to a bar.

At about 10 p.m., as he was trying to drive home, Lundgren struck the railings on a bridge and took off on foot. Bystanders grabbed him and held him until a police officer arrived — Cody Lanier, who had already given him one DUI citation.

Lundgren posted $700 bond early Tuesday and went home — but a municipal judge ordered him back to jail when he allegedly showed up under the influence for his afternoon arraignment.

Copyright 2007 by United Press International

This Holden Monaro GTS is a classic car that’s been sacrificed for the greater good: the burning of animal flesh (and some corn).

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