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SPRING HILL, Fla. (UPI) – A Florida woman ticketed for reckless driving said she hit 19 mailboxes because she couldn’t stop crying over the death of her cat that morning.

Tracy Chadwell said the cat, Monty, had helped her get through some difficult times in recent years. The only thing she could think to do was go to work, hoping that would take her mind off the loss, the St. Petersburg Times reported.

Chadwell said she didn’t realize she had taken out so many mailboxes and thought it was just a garbage can stuck beneath her truck, the newspaper said.

Deputies say Chadwell passed a sobriety test, although she was taking medication for back and leg pain. She also had a suspended and expired Louisiana driver’s license.

Chadwell said she never got a Florida driver’s license because all of her paperwork was destroyed in Hurricane Katrina.

Copyright 2007 by United Press International

MANCHESTER, England (UPI) – A British court has convicted a man on deception charges after he falsely gave sworn testimonies as a forensic psychologist for nearly three decades.

Despite having no formal training, 48-year-old Gene Morrison offered his opinion in hundreds of criminal cases in Britain, before finally being exposed as a fraud, Sky News said.

The Jamaican-born scam artist not only fooled countless legal experts and court officials, but was paid at least $488,000 from court appearances over the years.

Following Morrison’s conviction on 20 charges — including perjury and perverting the course of justice — police began a review of 700 cases to determine if he tainted the result with his testimony.

Copyright 2007 by United Press International

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Dear Yahoo!:
Who decides when a flag should be flown at half-mast?
Robert
Chaplin, Connecticut

Dear Robert:
The president and state governors are the only people who can proclaim that the American flag be flown at half-mast.

We found the answer at ushistory.org, which explains that there are three official days the flag is always flown at half-mast: Peace Officers Memorial Day (May 15), Patriot Day (September 11), and Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day (December 7). Gettysburg Flag Works, a commercial web site with an extensive section on flag etiquette, lists two more: Korean War Veterans Day (July 27) and Memorial Day (the last Monday in May).

The United States Flag Code dictates “the flag shall be flown at half-staff upon the death of principal figures of the United States Government and the Governor of a State, territory, or possession, as a mark of respect to their memory.” The length of time varies. If a president or former president dies, the flag is flown at half-staff for 30 days. If a vice president, the chief justice, or the speaker of the house dies, it’s 10 days. Members of Congress are honored on the day of their death as well as the day after.

The president or a governor must make the call to fly the flag at half-mast on any other day. And while private residences with flags aren’t required to follow these rules, they are encouraged to as a sign of respect.

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