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The Perfect Husband

by Fukdatshhh Viewers on Feb.01, 2007, under Funny Jokes

Several men are in the locker room of their private golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

  • MAN: “Hello.”
  • WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
  • MAN: “Yes.”
  • WOMAN: “I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
  • MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”
  • WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked”
  • MAN: “How much?”
  • WOMAN: “$89,999.”
  • MAN: “OK, but for that price, you want it with all the options.”
  • WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing ….. The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000.”
  • MAN: “Well, then, why not go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, you can go the extra 50 thousand. It is a fairly good price.”
  • WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!! THANK YOU!!!”
  • MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.”

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape….. Then he smiles and asks: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”

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Pandora Downloader (Windows)

by Fukdatshhh Viewers on Feb.01, 2007, under Hacks

Windows only: Free, open source app Pandora Downloader lets you save MP3s from the popular internet radio site, Pandora.

Pandora Downloader saves all of your downloads to C:\pandora. If you want to automatically add those songs to iTunes, I’d recommend setting up iTunes Library Updater to scan C:\pandora daily for new songs to add to your library.

(Full Story & Help with doing it)

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