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This looks awesome. These guys hook up a chair to a robotic arm at their work place and take turns spinning each other around the room.

CENTRALIA, Wash. (UPI) – Esther Medley of Centralia, Wash., can’t bowl as many games as she used to, she’s legally blind and 94, but she still manages to roll over 200 on occasion.

Medley isn’t about to give up the sport she’s been doing so well for so many years — only now she bowls by sound instead of by sight. She even met her current husband at Fairway Lanes in 1979.

On a recent outing, the Seattle Times reports Medley threw three strikes while warming up. Her high game is a 287.

Medley and her 86-year-old husband, Ralph, plan to celebrate their 27th wedding anniversary Friday by going bowling, of course.

Copyright 2007 by United Press International

CARROLLWOOD, Fla. (UPI) – Florida thieves made off with a necklace worth $263,574 from Sam’s Club — a store better known for bulk toilet paper and food than diamonds and jewels.

“If somebody is not familiar with Sam’s Club, they will be pleasantly surprised,” said company spokeswoman Susan Koehler told the St. Petersburg (Fla.) Times. “That’s the fun of it. When you go in, you never know what you’re going to find.”

The store in Carrollwood, owned by Wal-Mart, is open to shoppers who pay an annual fee.

There have been no arrests in the Tuesday night heist, the newspaper said.

There was no word on whether any cartons of toilet paper were also missing.

Copyright 2007 by United Press International

When pulling dorm room pranks, you might want to stay away from pranking the fat kid with a psychotic temper.