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Dear Yahoo!:
Is it true that dentists have the highest suicide rate of any profession?
Luda
Ellington, Connecticut

Dear Luda:
Dentists spend their lives hunched over grumpy patients, all of whom would rather be somewhere (anywhere!) else. Is it any wonder we assume they have an abnormally high suicide rate?
The Straight Dope cites a researcher named Steven Stack who found that a dentist’s odds of committing suicide are 6.64 times greater than the general population. According to another of the Straight Dope’s sources, only pharmacists and chemists have higher suicide rates in the state of California.

But hold on — not everyone agrees with these findings. Dr. Jerry Gordon states that the American Dental Association found “little evidence that dentists are more prone to stress-related suicides than the general population.” Perhaps the depressed dentist is nothing more than an urban legend that, over time, became accepted as fact.

Nevertheless, suicide is still a very real problem that cuts across the boundaries of age, gender, race, and occupation. Over 30,000 Americans take their own lives every year. If you’re worried about yourself or someone you know, please seek help immediately.

Mr. Bean went to the dentist, and since the guy couldn’t take care of him, he decided to take care of himself…

He is SO lucky to be alive!!!

Michael Schumacher takes his pit crew and a hidden camera to a shell station. This guy pulls up to fill his tank and all of a sudden the entire Ferrari pit team is working on his car.

This time he is inside the Shell station and pretends to be the new display .. funny stuff!

This looks like one of the most painful failed flip attempts I have ever seen. Hope you have full dental insurance!

This Jackie Chan wannabe tries to run up the wall and flip over landing on his feet. He gets two out of three.

Hilarious clip from Comedy Central’s Reno 911 where a World of Warcraft/Dungeons and Dragons nerd is getting arrested for shooting his buddy with an error. I’m wearing boots of escaping!