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Dear Yahoo!:
How can I tell if someone’s lying to me?
Shaka
Chicago, Illinois

Dear Shaka:
With the exception of politicians (”no new taxes”) and unscrupulous mechanics (”You need a new transmission”), most folks don’t enjoy lying. Yet it’s pretty hard to not fib every once in a while.
Thankfully for the poor saps being lied to, visual cues are often easy to spot. According to eHow, avoiding eye contact is one of the most common physical giveaways of someone telling you a whopper. Other tip-offs include the person placing his or her hand over their mouth, touching their nose, scratching their ear or neck, or abruptly changing their pattern of speech.

A “good liar” can mask these impulses, but some behavior can’t be so easily controlled. Dilated pupils, sweating, and excessive swallowing are all indicators that something’s fishy in the state of Denmark.

As far as we know, there are only two ways to be absolutely sure somebody’s lying — either they break down and confess or their pants catch fire. Unfortunately, both rarely happen, so listen to your gut and keep an eye out for a sweaty brow.

Life isn’t always fair.

This is a phone call of another satisfied customer after towing services have been render… so there is no video.

This is a pretty cool clip of a couple giant hornets attacking some bees. I wouldnt want to be stung by one of those.

A Spanish drug addict takes a bunch of hostages during a failed robbery attempt. He arranges for the cops to give him a motorcycle so he can get away. He doesnt get very far.

Girlfriends everywhere are feeling neglected because their boyfriends are spending so much time playing with the Wii. This girl was tired of being ignored so she came up with a way for her and her boyfriend to enjoy the Wii at the same time.

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