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Dear Yahoo!:
How can I keep my cats out of the Christmas tree?
Paul
Taylor, Michigan

Dear Paul:
Cats have a well-earned reputation for curiosity. Sometimes that results in cute mischievousness (”Oh, look, honey! Fluffy found the yarn!”). Other times, especially around the holidays, a cat’s knack for finding trouble can be both annoying and dangerous.
We tracked down a list of ways to discourage cats from snooping around the tree at wikiHow. The site mentions everything from the irritatingly obvious (keep your cat away from the tree) to the not so widely known (place orange peels under the tree — cats apparently hate the smell of citrus).

ShowCatsOnline.com has a similar list. Among its many gems:

1. Use a wide base on your tree to prevent climbing kitties from tipping it over.
2. Fasten the top of the tree to the ceiling with fishing line.
3. Lay aluminum foil on the floor. Cats don’t like it.
4. Don’t use tinsel. Cats can, and often do, choke on it.

To cats, a Christmas tree is more attractive than the snooze button on a Monday morning. But the above tips should help keep your tree safe from even the most adventurous feline. If not, perhaps it’s time to switch to a greased up Festivus pole.

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Difficulty: Moderately Easy

The party’s over and now you’re in a regrettable state–queasy, headachy and miserable. Alcohol dehydrates your body, so a hangover is actually a form of mild dehydration.

Instructions

• STEP 1: To rehydrate your body, drink water like the fish you were the night before.
• STEP 2: Eat mild foods, since your stomach right now is quite sensitive. Bananas, rice, applesauce and toast or soda crackers (BRAT) are all good options.
• STEP 3: Check the label before you take a pain reliever to reduce any hangover-induced aches. Some pain relievers, including acetaminophen, aspirin and naproxen sodium, should not be used when alcohol is still in your system.
• STEP 4: Rest to allow your body to recover from your revelry.
• STEP 5: If alcohol has affected your relationship with others, your performance at work or your health, you are exhibiting signs of alcoholism.

Visit http://www.alcoholics-anonymous.org/ to learn more.

Overall Tips & Warnings

• Drink lots of water and eat some bread or crackers before going to sleep if you expect to have a hangover in the morning. It may help.
• Practice moderation. It’s not healthy to drink to the point of dehydrating your body.

Pulled from eHow

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