FukDatShhh.CoM

Great clip from the David Chappell show. He wonders what the world would be like if it was like the internet.

Joanne meets Darren on JDate.com, they go out to dinner and Darren insists on paying. When Joanne refuses another date, Darren leaves a series of messages for her demanding that she repay him for the dinner he bought. He threatens to take her to court, call restaurant and even her employer all over $50.

Sorry of the lame blimp logo again…

Water Balloon

Ever wonder what popping a water balloon looks like in super slow motion? This is a video recorded at 4,000 frames per second of a knife puncturing a water balloon, pretty sweet.

Bottle Breaks

It may be cool to look at, but there is nothing sadder than seeing a full beer go to waste. I’m surprized you don’t see a guy lapping up the leftovers.

Missile Dispatch

This is an awesome video of a missile being dispatched in slow motion. I wonder how they got the camera to move so perfectly with the missile, think about how fast it must be going. Crazy!

This looks like fun!

I’m guessing this office has an anti-smoking policy.

WICHITA, Kan– “Hello, 9-1-1? Yeah, some guy just broke into my house with a sawed-off shotgun and stoke $1,100 worth of marijuana form me.”

What’s the proper response to that if you’re the 9-1-1 operator? Well, when it happened to one in Wichita, they sent the police, who sympathetically took the report or the ordeal, then arrested the guy for possession.

Seems the drug-sniffing dog they just happened to bring along with them had a field day in that house. They haven’t found the thief yet.

Copyright 2006 by TBT

John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out. John said, “I’m very sorry officer, I didn’t realize it was out, I’ll get it fixed right away.” Just then Jessica said, “I knew this would happen when I told you two days ago to get that light fixed.”

So the officer asked for John’s license and after looking at it said, “Sir your license has expired.” And again John apologized and mentioned that he didn’t realize that it had expired and would take care of it first thing in the morning. Jessica said, “I told you a week ago that the state sent you a letter telling you that your license had expired.” Well by this time, John is a bit upset with his wife contradicting him in front of the officer, and he said in a rather loud voice, “Jessica, shut your mouth!” The officer then leaned over toward Jessica and asked. “Does your husband always talk to you like that?”

Jessica replied, “Only when he’s drunk.”